What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

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Then came..

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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share office space ...

No way

Nuts and Butts

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

No go.

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