What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:09

So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Are there scientific studies that support the detox benefits of an infrared sauna blanket?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
No way
Nuts and Butts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
No go.